Conan Coming To The Weather Channel, Al Roker to NBC 10:00 PM?

You thought Conan was finished as an NBC employee? Mabye not. As Conan finishes his last show last night, new opportunities open up for everyone. Conan, Jen-Jen, Stephanie and yes..even you Boringcantore.

Imagine Conan with a late night gig on the WC. The monolouge could be about anything, because the WC is about anything but weather these day's. The sidekick could be Ray Stagich, the main band dude could be Paul Goodloe and for the reporter in the streets doing the stupid stuff could be Stephanie. That would be cool.

Then, mabye Roker could do a Tonight show gig on NBC, taking the 10:00 slot. You gotta have Seidel as the sidekick, the main band dude (in this case, dudette) would be Kelly Cass and her band, Freezefog. This is where the insult dog would wind up, because Roker and the dog would go at it constantly, with the dog winning every battle.

What about Boringcantore, isn't there an upgrade opportunity here for him?? Lets see.... No, why, because your stupid show and self gratification vehicle "Cantore Stories" is on at 10:00PM, opposite the new Roker show. Or, is this becomming the Roker channel?

Get Down Tonight?

According to our good friends at the WC, this here's cheatin' weather! Yup, another chance for us to explore the ties between weather, and infidelity. You know, your important WC update for the day. Tiger, Listen up!

OK, if it's really, really cold outside like it is now around two-thirds of our country, this here is cheatin' weather. That's because it's so freakin' cold outside we all crave warmth. Let's say the spouse or significant other is at work or grocery store or say, off cheatin' themselves. You crave warmth, real warmth...you know, only the kind your furnace can't give. Call up the neighbor and invite them over for a hot cup of chocolate and just let mother nature do the rest. Next thing you know, you're snug as a bug in a .....rug.

Now you know! if it's cold it's cheatin weather. Just like if there is a hurricane bearing down on your ass, get the heck out of town. If there's a tornado about ready to blow you house to smithereens, you hit the basement.

If it's cold, watch out, because you may have a Tiger playing through.

C'mon, it's weather channel. Or, are you giving us hints as to what's really going on in the studio? Hmmmmm!

Al & Spencer, Round 1

As if there couldn't be a better asshole pairing, it's Spencer dissing Al in only the way Spence can. Mabye Al should stay away from TWC and Spencer should stay away from reality TV. Controversy in Al world, some punk kid going after him? Are you kidding me, what a joke (ma bye not)?