Get Down Tonight?

According to our good friends at the WC, this here's cheatin' weather! Yup, another chance for us to explore the ties between weather, and infidelity. You know, your important WC update for the day. Tiger, Listen up!

OK, if it's really, really cold outside like it is now around two-thirds of our country, this here is cheatin' weather. That's because it's so freakin' cold outside we all crave warmth. Let's say the spouse or significant other is at work or grocery store or say, off cheatin' themselves. You crave warmth, real warmth...you know, only the kind your furnace can't give. Call up the neighbor and invite them over for a hot cup of chocolate and just let mother nature do the rest. Next thing you know, you're snug as a bug in a .....rug.

Now you know! if it's cold it's cheatin weather. Just like if there is a hurricane bearing down on your ass, get the heck out of town. If there's a tornado about ready to blow you house to smithereens, you hit the basement.

If it's cold, watch out, because you may have a Tiger playing through.

C'mon, it's weather channel. Or, are you giving us hints as to what's really going on in the studio? Hmmmmm!